30 Thoughts While Hungover

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30 Thoughts While Hungover

1. *alarm goes off* No, no shut up…

2. I don’t wanna get out of bed.

3. UGH, I don’t wanna get out of beeeddd…

4. …all right, I’m up. Fuck this.

5. *after taking a dump* Hope I got some toxins out of my system.

6. Fuck.

7. My head feels like a bowling ball. Really strike out on those whisky bottles last night.

8. So fucking nauseous. Why did I choose to drink last night?

9. Why, why, why?

10. What do I remember from last night? Oh shit, everything…

11. *cue cringe moment* 

12. I hope my flatmates don’t hate me after last night. *curls into a ball of cringiness.

13. Fuuuck.

14. Water is GOD.

15. Eggs. Bread. Instant Noodles. Food will cure this nausea.

16. Food is so fucking goooddd…

17. …aaand the nausea’s back. Damnit.

18. I have so much work to do. Fml.

19. *cries internally inside*

20. I literally can’t do anything right now.

21. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

22. Brushed my teeth literally five times and it still tastes like vomit.

23. *moans and groans like a gorilla*

24. When is this ever going to end?

25. Bloated as hell.

26. *regretting everything*

27. This, too, shall pass.

28. Fuckity fuckity fuck.

29. I’m never drinking again.

30. …who am I kidding? Next weekend.

— The Finicky Cynic

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