30 Thoughts While Hungover
1. *alarm goes off* No, no shut up…
2. I don’t wanna get out of bed.
3. UGH, I don’t wanna get out of beeeddd…
4. …all right, I’m up. Fuck this.
5. *after taking a dump* Hope I got some toxins out of my system.
7. My head feels like a bowling ball. Really strike out on those whisky bottles last night.
8. So fucking nauseous. Why did I choose to drink last night?
9. Why, why, why?
10. What do I remember from last night? Oh shit, everything…
11. *cue cringe moment*
12. I hope my flatmates don’t hate me after last night. *curls into a ball of cringiness.
14. Water is GOD.
15. Eggs. Bread. Instant Noodles. Food will cure this nausea.
16. Food is so fucking goooddd…
17. …aaand the nausea’s back. Damnit.
18. I have so much work to do. Fml.
19. *cries internally inside*
20. I literally can’t do anything right now.
21. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22. Brushed my teeth literally five times and it still tastes like vomit.
23. *moans and groans like a gorilla*
24. When is this ever going to end?
25. Bloated as hell.
26. *regretting everything*
27. This, too, shall pass.
28. Fuckity fuckity fuck.
29. I’m never drinking again.
30. …who am I kidding? Next weekend.
— The Finicky Cynic
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